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The Bastard Operator From Hell

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The Bastard Operator From Hell is a series of short stories written by Simon Travaglia, and quite a famous bit of internet lore. Even if you haven't read the original BOFH, you've probably seen one of the many spin-offs, such as the Bastard User From Hell, the Bastard Professor From Hell, and Bill Webb's Bastard Geo From Hell. There's even a BOFH book available. For more information, see the BOFH FAQ.

The BOFH's tale begins not to long ago, in a control room too close for comfort... Other starting places: New BOFHs at are available at the Register.

Stories mostly taken from here.
Helldesk logo stolen from the Register.
Used without permission, 'cause that's the kind of Bastard I am.